This is almost all the pictures we took on our vacation. I took out the ones that made me look fat or showed my farmer tan. We also have copious amounts of video for future opportunities for shaming our children.
I told you she peed the plane.
Superman appears to be plotzing about the beach.
I don't know why they throw mud at each other, but I bet they'll make great politicians.
This is the claw of the crab The Hulk found.
At Gatorland we were impaled on the teeth of a giant reptile. It was sad.
Getting ready to watch people be stupid.
His name is Feros.
This bird had the hots for John. I have video of it grooming him. Get a room, you two!
Pinga sat on a fake snake.
Superman sat on an alligator.
So did Captain America.
And The Hulk.
Then they all got cooked and eaten.
They were not afraid of this dinosaur at Islands of Adventure. Clearly they have seen too many movies.
After our splashy river adventure. I think we were the only Americans there that day.
Hogsmeade! Eee! Also, do you see my rad shirt advertising the coming Apocalypse?
Elaine came with us, which was awesome. She's a great vacation companion, if anybody was wondering.
I took a picture of this lady's armpit while trying to see John and Elaine and the boys coming off Ripsaw Falls.
That lady doesn't look anything like Halle Berry. Sorry, Richard. Also, I bet Cyclops stuffs.
John took the boys on the Teacups, 'scuse me, I mean the Storm Force Accelatron.
At Typhoon Lagoon we played in the water and relaxed in the sun and got very worn out.
The beach was right behind our hotel.
We saw Gollum on the beach.
While we were eating dinner on Saturday night a fishing boat brought some fish to our restaurant.
And some huge rock lobsters.
There were cruise ships going past all the time. Our kids want to go on one, so I guess we will.
I ate oysters, and Captain America helped.
These scallops were so freaking amazing. I soaked up the juice with the bread and drank it when I ran out of bread.
Shrimps.
The kids were underwhelmed, as we knew they would be, so we didn't even order them anything besides garlic bread. John told them they could choose anywhere they wanted for dinner, and they chose McDonalds with a play land. Ugh. Better them than me.
On the way to the airport.
For any of our Voice Male compatriots, the place where we stayed was great. Not so nice that you feel like you're going to ruin it (no down comforters, sad), and it's right on the beach, where the water is warm and perfect, the sand is soft, and the waves are not too huge. Plus they have a ton of activities for the kids to do every day. So if you want to reserve a spot at The Resort on Cocoa Beach the next time it's your turn for the time share, I recommend it. I have taken some pictures for you to preview it.
Lobby.
Pool.
Exterior, day.
Headed for our plane.It was a grand time had by all.
