the death of Smaug, as reimagined by Superman

Superman: Is Smaug red?
Mom: Yes.
Superman: Your shirt is red, so you're like a dragon.
Mom: Yep. (Thinking: You have no idea.)
Superman: But you're not a dragon. You're a mom.
Mom: Yes, I am a mom.
Superman: Is Smaug a mom dragon?
Mom: No, he's a boy.
Superman: He's a boy?
Mom: Yep.
Superman: Is he big?
Mom: Yep.
Superman: Is he SO big?
Mom: Yep.
Superman: He's so big, and he can fly, and fall into the water and get eaten by the sharks.