smells like rotten eggs, tastes like pennies

The kids built a vainglorious marble maze at Grandma Maxine's house. That's pretty cool, but even cooler is the fact that they cleaned up after themselves without being asked! We are the best parents since the beginning of time.

Right before we got our nasty fast food we saw that the famed Soda geyser was going off, so we went and played in the sulfurous water for a while.

At the family reunion we made rockets and shot them off. Ryan's windshield got broken. By his own child's rocket. This is why we can't have nice things.

A conversation between my Uncle Ron and Superman, when Superman grabbed someone else's chair and sat down in it:

Ron: "Hey, where's your chair?"

Superman: "We're HUFFS! There's cat poop on our chairs, we're unorganized, and sometimes we forget things . . . and we're late to church."

My kids are so weird.