How do you like this most rad of outfits? It's because his brothers conspired against him to lose his shoes, and he refuses to wear pants. Captain America
- is the unfortunate oldest child, and therefore guinea pig for all our parenting experiments
- has been very patient with our incompetence as parents
- loves to make people laugh--he prides himself on being "the funniest"
- will often attempt to deflect punishment with humor
- does an awesome stunt fall
- is very smart and tends to lose focus when he's bored in school
- tried to ride a hot lawnmower and burned his leg*
- grabbed a pan of hot water and dumped it on himself, burning his chest*
- has burned himself numerous times on the gas fireplace*
- is what we call "an aggressive researcher"
- has a kind heart
*Yes, we tried to stop him, don't email me, DCFS.
How do you like this most rad of outfits? It's because his brothers conspired against him to lose his shoes, and he refuses to wear pants. 
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