proposed itinerary for pending new year's festivities

Menu:
appetizers
fizzy drinks with grape skewers
calzones
relish tray
green salad
dessert

6:00--proposed arrival time
7:00--suspected actual arrival time
6:00 onward--calzone assembly and cooking
6:30 onward--calzone consumption
8:00-8:30--dessert consumption
9:00 onward--entertainment
games and arguing
10:00--Dave watch check to see if it's midnight yet for crying out loud
12:00--welcome the new year, FINALLY

Sistren, consider this your invitation. We welcome all of you to our humble domicile. Bring any awesome games you have--trivia-related is always good, so's John and I can school you. Or we have Connect Four, too.