We sure do like potty humor at our house. Here are some jokes we told at dinner tonight. You may use them in your own families.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Freep.
Freep who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
I need toop.
I need toop who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Smelleep.
Smelleep who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Runneep.
Runneep who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cowp.
Cowp who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lickup.
Lickup who?
It went on for some time, because we have good imaginations. By the end, Superman was just shouting, "POO!" and laughing himself sick. Feel free to add some variations of your own.
June- Home & Yellowstone
11 years ago
2 comments:
It's funny because my family just had a poo knock knock joke fest ourselves a while back. Here's the Bearden version:
Knock Knock
Who's there
Anita Goap
Anita Goap who?
Uh...thanks for sharing.
Pile up
Gimme Sump
Peace Up
Just ate too many pretzels and can't gope
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